*Day 3 - What are usually your first thoughts as you wake up in the morning? *
Let me just start by saying that I am NOT a morning person. My first thoughts are definitely not cheerful ones where I express my gratitude to be able to wake up so early and take advantage of all the morning offers. I'm a night owl. Yes, I have a day job, but I'm a night owl. Since I first had children, I have been a night owl who is forced to sing with the sparrows. Just don't expect to hear a pretty song.
My very first thought, most mornings is, "Ugh...morning already?!", and that is followed closely by, "The alarm clock has GOT to be lying to me." After I become accustomed to the reality that it is definitely morning already, my thoughts move on to other things.
Like...um...do I have enough time to masturbate before I have to get up and get going?
What? You wanted the truth, didn't you?
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