Flip side of the coin - 28/01/2002 in Opendiary Archive

I think it’s only fair. So here’s all the things us men like about women.

1) You always smell good. Even when you don’t.

2) You look cute when you eat.

3) You make GREAT coffee (as a general rule).

4) You complain about stuff, and attempt to pout, but you just look funny.

5) The freshly f****d look.

6) The way you try and lie to protect our feelings, and everyone pretends we didn’t notice but we both know we did.

7) How you look when you’re asleep.

8) How you look when you pretend you’re asleep. (Yes, we know).

9) When you buy new clothes, and expect them to be magically different to your old ones.

10) When you’re concentrating, how you look/ act

11) How you sulk.

12) When you apologise for sulking.

13) When you sulk about being made to apologise.

14) Cooking for us.

15) How you act when drunk.

16) That scrutinising look when you’re trying to work out whether or not we’re lying.