More stuff on the subject of women - 28/01/2002 in Opendiary Archive

Well you’re a pants gender, so I figure I may as well say it!!!!

1) You complain about having breasts which are:
a) Too small
b) Too big
c) Too saggy
d) Too flat
e) Too pointed

When really, you should be thankful. Most men would kill for a pair.

2) Ok I didn’t need to hear the hedgehog post. A little too vivid thankyou. But you think you’ve got it bad. We don’t even have periods, and we suffer from them more than you do!!!

3) You claim to be the sweeter of the gender (obviously this is excepting most of MY female friends who are blatently cycle paths), and yet you are the most tearful, whiny, angry, villanous bunch of loonies I have ever known

4) Your gender is responsible for all those “Horse and Pony” Magazines.

5) You gender is responsible for equal rights.

6) Your gender is repsonsible for our gender.

7) You sulk when you lose.

8) You complain if we sulk.

9) You expect to be loved, and are therefore unhappy if it’s not shown all the time.

10) You expect to strike fear into the hearts of men by making us tea, and putting up curtains.

11) You bother buying curtains.

Ok.