More tests. - 12/12/2001 in Opendiary Archive

STANDARD QUESTIONS

Full Name: (Just so we know who you are)
Adam Shaw

Sexual orientation:
Straight as an arrow though not nearly as well shafted.

Ok, now to the good questions....

Whats your inside leg measurment?(im going for an interactive questionarre here!! If it gets you away from the computer screen…It cant be bad)
Ow the bloody hell am I meant to know that? How often do I sit around think “oh I’ll just measure the insie of my leg” What sort of stupid..... What?...... In my trousers you say. Oh, well 34” then

How many teeth do you have?
As many as I need. The complete set in fact.

Have you ever had a fist fight with the opposite sex?
No, never. Though I have done Taijitsu with one.

Whats the most random thing youve ever done?
Well there are so many. I suppose it may well be going on a mad hungarian spyro pheasant hunt.

Ever had a pregnancy scare? (if male, has a girlfriend ever had one)
Yup. Not a nice thing to go through.

Whats the most important thing…The sun or the moon?
Logic dictates it would be the sun. So the moon.

Ever had a dodgy dream about your mates mum?
Erm. No. Definetly not in fact. I don’t think any of my friends have goodlooking mums.

Is the Caramel bunny sexy?
Mmmmmmm. Caramel. Yes.

Whats the colour of your underwear?
I have more than one pair. My current worn pair are black.

Have you ever considered what it would be like if you had the genitals of the opposite sex?
Yup. It’d be wonderful for the first three weeks. After which it would probably go down hil rather quickly.

Whats your current hairstyle?
Fuzzy?

How many times a week do you shower?
4 I think, though it depends on what i’m up to.

If you could be an animal, what would you be? Why?

A fox. Just because they’re pretty damn sneaky

Do you believe in voodoo?
Who do?

Have you ever sworn in a churchyard?
Several times (fucking christians)

Do you think doors should be....
a:taller <-----
b:wider
c:shorter
d:thinner

Would you ever wear a gimp mask if your girl/boyfriend asked you too?
Would? I do anyways!!!!

Would you ever wear a gimp mask for yourself?
Mmmmmmmmm gimp.

How big would you say an alligater is?
2 x Age = length in feet

Would you prefer a modern house or a homly house?
Homly. Defnetly

Which do you prefer? Glitter, UV, or shiny?
Can I combine the three? Spandangly

How would you describe your taste in music?
Metal punk type industrial grunge… and everything else.

Have you ever pirated a cd, tape or videocasette?
Tonnes, aren’t I an immoral bastard.

How much would you pay for this fine rug?
What?!

If it was up to you. do you think pigs should fly?
Erm, no. That’d just make getting bacon to much work.

Whats is you favorite type of weather?
I like them all. But sunny especially.

G string, thong or BIG PANTS!!? (In the English sense of the word)
G-strings.

Should we assasinate the royal family?
They don’t deserve the sanciticty of death. Lock em in the tower.

One good reason why we shouldnt assasinate you?
Fuzzy. The Ace up my sleeve. I’m fuzzy.

What do you think of the colour pink (without saying girl)?
Lucrecia( heh heh)

What do you think of the colour blue (without saying boy)?
birthdays

If you had a 3-some, would it be 2 males to 1 female, or 1:2?
2 fem, 1 male…

Whats is the rudest word you can think of?
I don’t know any rude words. How about baldurdash!

Are you, or one of your family a penguin?
My family? A penguin? All of them? Er, no.... Not even Penguins could stand the cold we get up here.

Which instrument would you like to play, if you don’t already play one?
I play the violin (badly) the guitar (realy badly) and the pink oboe (really well). I’d like to learn to play the banjo. Just for a giggle.

Discribe what you’d imagine carpet to taste like:
Taste like??
Is this a metaphor for sex? No? Shame. Fuzzy then.

Would you prefer to be one of your friends, if so, who? If not, why
not?
I like being me thankyou. Noone else is more cool than I

Would you say you were photogenic?
Yes, I’d say it. I’d bee lying, but I’d say it.

If you could have an extra body-part OR be have biomechanical parts, what would it be and why?
Wolverine claws.

Can you work all the functions of your/a VCR?
Of course.

Say one truth about yourself which no-one else knows about, in a ‘Truth or Dare’ Stylee:
I used to have a crish on my hippy friend, Wenda, when we were at school. She’s never found out. he he.

Whats your favourite: Still, sparkling or outright fizzy drink?
All of the above.

Describe the last dream you had:
I think the last one was my recurring jedi dream. It’s long and convuluted, and I keep having it.

Long/short hair on a man?
Long. Although mine isn’t.

Long/short hair on a woman?
Long. It looks better.

Would you prefer to burn or freeze to death?
Hmmmm. Depends. Probably neither however.

Touch your toes, do the splits and crack your knuckles (try it now!)
Which
did you succede on?
All of them. No really. Why are you looking at me like that.

Would you prefer to be on the outside looking in, or the inside looking out, and why?

Sometimes both. I know this is sitting on the fence but hey.

Complete the sentance: Its always made parties interesting when…
..... I’m there.

Who was better in the Crystal Maze? Richard O Brien, or Ed Tudor Pole?
Richy-boy.

And one last thing......Should you judge a book by its covers?

Abso-fucking-lutely.