The bad test. - 13/11/2001 in Opendiary Archive

Got this through my Email, and have posted it here for all to see. Aren’t you lucky.

The Rules? Simple. Score two points for every yes answer and see how bad you really Are. Try and get more then me and be truly EVIL.

Questions Have You Ever?

1. Smoked? Yes

2. Been Drunk as hell? Yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No

5. Shoplifted? Yes

6. Lied? Yes

7. Betrayed a friend? Yes

8. Been to jail? No

9. Smoked weed? Yes

10. Done LSD? No

11. Done any other illegal drug? No

12. Given oral sex? Yes

13. Received oral sex? Yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? No

15. Screwed something not alive? No

16. Cheated on someone? Yes

17. Used someone? Yes

18. Paid someone for sex? Only in kind, so no.

19. Been paid for sex? yes

20. Played strip poker? yes

21. Skipped school? yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? yes

23. Danced naked? yes

24. Danced naked in public? In a public place. Yes

25. Flashed someone? no

26. Mooned someone? no

27. Kissed someone? yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? yes

29. Held hands? yes

30. Hugged someone? yes

31. French kissed? yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? yes (lesbian ones)

34. Stolen money? yes

35. Stolen money from family? yes

36. Stolen drugs from family? no

37. Been convicted of a crime? no

38. Dated someone because you heard they were’easy’? yes

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were ‘easy’? yes

40. Been called a whore? no

41. Been called a bitch? once or twice

42. watched porn? yes

43. Taped porn? yes

44. Watched porn you taped? yes

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? no

47. Used sex ‘toys’? yes

48. Tried to kill yourself? yes

49. Tried to kill someone else? yes

50. Told someone you hated them? yes

51. Told someone you loved them and didn’t mean it? yes

My score? 78. God what a cunt I am!

So see if you’re as bad as me, and then feel good when you find out you aren’t. And if you are? Well I want to meet you.

Ramble