Greenlanada in Book Two

I don’t mean to be a shit disturber, but Canada would be a better home for Greenland than the USA. We have a lot more in common with Greenland than the US does. I’m not just talking about universal health care, sensible gun laws and a growing distrust of those crazy bastards in the Washington. Both countries have thriving fisheries, similar environmental concerns and shared geography and people. It doesn’t make sense to have the Americans flying over Canadian land to get to Greenland. Canada should have Alaska too. Alaskanada. One way or another.