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When the Sangertown Mall Ruby Tuesday closed, I didn’t think to sing “Goodbye Ruby Tuesday” outside its shuttering doors and, frankly, I will own my horrible failure in this regard.

If an unpleasant ending for a fictional character is dramatically fulfilling, that’s not an “injustice to be corrected” it’s good writing. They aren’t real, you don’t have to defend or avenge them, they aren’t real. Internet fandom is more toxic than a radium sandwich.

So no ones doing a Wonka/Aquaman Barbenheimer “Wonkaman” doublebill, huh?

Now that all sports reporting and talk is only about the betting, someone needs to jump on starting an “Actually About The Sports” channel.

A cereal factory in L.A. so that the workers can all disingenuously claim to “work in Post production”.

There’s probably a furry porno called “The Secret of N.I.M.P.H.O.” isn’t there?

Ruby-Spears was so very much the poor man’s Hanna-Barbera that, like, there probably weren’t even two people behind Ruby-Spears, they probably just liked yoinking the hyphen.

Why say “foul-mouthed architect” when you can say “graphic designer”?