Like You're God in I'm Just Snacking 2024

Yesterday, I dreamed that my job was to remove eyes from the feet of teddy bears because there had been an accident at the factory. The accident involved putting eyes on panda bear and teddy bear feet, and I had to pop all these eyes off so that kids wouldn’t be freaked out when Santa brought them a bear with “foot eyes” on its feet for Christmas.

Santa was using that particular term. “Foot eyes” suppose I was an elf in this dream. It was really strange.

When I woke up, I was trying to find all the eyes I had popped off the bears in my bed. It was VIVID as hell.

So now someone needs to make me a panda teddy bear with FOOT EYES