Dear Mercury retrograde..I like Freddie Mercury better in Life of a cat mom

So far my oven arched and caught on fire. I had to fix the heating part of the oven but hey that was a diy. I had to buy a new washing machine and last night my waterline in the laundry room busted all over my floor. I been crying off and on arguing with hubby.. dear Mercury retrograde. I like Freddie Mercury better!