Prone To Accidental Accidents in Hello

This afternoon I shaved. Was trying to do No Shave November (just my face) and it got itchy. That and I looked…not right. So I buzzed then razored my fuzz scuzz. I look less homeless now.

While shaving my head I kept tapping the back of the razor (at least I think I was) and now I’ve got a few slivers of epidermis missing from the tip of my middle finger. Obviously I’m just determined to bleed this week.

Tomorrow (today? In a few hours?) the Host of Christmas Past is going on in Fayetteville. I’ll drive mom and aunt to Tennessee and let them do the looky loo they do every year. However, I’m going to find myself a bench to plop my ass down on and relax. Depending on what vendors are out I might get some Oreo Balls. Little desserts made of Oreo cookies that are so delicious! Or some BBQ for lunch. 🤤

Or both.

Not real sure. Realistically I’d like to sleep in as long as I can.

Next week there are only four one bedroom apartments. She told me to stay at home, that it’d be a waste of gas for an hour of work. It takes me thirty minutes just to get there so I’m okay with that. (I AB-SO-LUTELY HATE MADISON TRAFFIC!)

🤘✌️