HA HA HA! in Killing Myself Laughing!

Little April wasn’t the best student in Sunday School.

One day the teacher asked her while napping ‘’Tell me, April, who created the universe?’‘

When she didn’t stir, Little Johnny, sitting behind her jabbed her in her bum with a pin.

GOD ALMIGHTY! Shouted April. Teacher said very good and she went back to sleep.

A while later teacher asks her ‘’Who is our Lord and Savior?

Johnny poked her with the pin again.

JESUS CHRIST! Shouted April. Then she went back to sleep.

Teacher then asked ‘’What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth her 23rd child?

Johnny poked her again.

This time April jumped up and shouted IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!