oct 14 in poetry

  • Oct. 15, 2024, 12:22 a.m.
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  1. If you don’t actually know her, please, give her the respect of calling her “Pajama Harvey”. Nicknames are for friends.

  2. Still don’t know why they haven’t tried a “Sabrina The Middle-Aged Witch” reboot yet. Some nostalgia-desperate streamer would bite.

  3. We’re at the solemn rite / we’re at the bacchanal / we’re at the combination solemn rite and bacchanal

  4. My hope would be that on Halloween Let’s Make A Deal, no one wears costumes, but I suppose that might be too much cleverness to ask of a popular culture that provided us with a pointless Frasier reboot.

  5. Why say “oral dam” when you can say “diving helmet”?

  6. Philosophy department Halloween parties: Come for the conversation, stay for the Candide apples.

  7. Please do not refer to your penis as a “hot goo gun”.

  8. M. Night Shambala’s SIGNS except at the end Mel Gibson quips at the aliens “WATER YOU SO AFRAID OF?”


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