to the tune of ZZ Top's LEGS in song parodies

she wants legs
but she’s some kind of fish-thing
oh how she begs
she’s bargaining and wishing
she wants some legs
she thinks it’d be neat
if they could end in…
what do you call them… feet?
she’s an incensed
undersea princess
who really wants legs
oh yeah
she really wants legs

she’s got hair
that should float straight up
she’s got two clam-shells
instead of regular bra cups
wants to see folks dancing
that’s what she wants to do
on the… what do you call it… street?
in regular shoes
she’s determined
to not get with a merman
the girl just wants legs
oh
she really wants legs

she wants legs
but she’s some kind of fish-thing
oh how she begs
she’s bargaining and wishing
legs, she will get
a witch will abet
she wants to marry
some dude she barely met
she’ll sell her voice off
so she can wear flip-fops
the girl just wants legs
she wants legs
oh
she really wants legs