Hilarious Husband! Take Two! in Killing Myself Laughing!

Yesterday hubby and I took a day off work and jumped on the 9:06am train to Skipton, Yorkshire. We’ve been before. Lovely ride through beautiful countryside past sheep and cows etc. Trolley lady came around so we had drinks and sandwiches.

Had a lovely day there at the outside market stalls, Morrisons/Cafe, WH Smith and others and got the 4:15pm train back.

On the return journey we had table seats and as always we were quietly playing each other up, laughing and joking. On both trips in our carriages there were no more than 6 passengers including us so it was all nice and quiet.

I leaned over the table and playfully poked him in the guts .... twice!

He replied ‘’if you poke me in the belly just once more I’ll lean over and whack you in the tits!’‘

So I poked him again and we both creased up laughing!

I said to him ‘’so where’s my whacking then?!’‘

He said he couldn’t be arsed as he was knackered!

Ow! I was so looking forward to a jolly good titting!

Last updated July 02, 2024