Friday 21 June 2024 in 2024

Crushed it this morning! Squeezed everything into the first half of the day like a financial advisor cramming fees into a client’s portfolio. Rolled into the office at a crisp 7:30, fueled by a triple-shot oat latte (don’t judge, the spreadsheets practically coded themselves after that). By lunchtime, I felt like a financial gladiator ready to conquer the afternoon. Managed to wrangle Sarah’s elusive Patagonian windmill data (turns out, there isn’t much) and even snuck in a revision to the client proposal before lunch!
Speaking of conquering… okay, so maybe not conquering, but definitely indulging. I’ve never understood the public lusting after Tom Holland as Spider-Man. To me, he just looked a bit…well, average (although, maybe that was the point). But then I saw those photos online with the really short hair? Total game-changer. A few days ago, I snagged a single seat (for a small fortune, single life in London, folks!) to see him bring Romeo and Juliet to life at the Duke of York’s Theatre tomorrow night. Who can resist a classically trained Holland declaring his love under the stars? It’s a testament to the power of a good haircut, really. You never know, maybe that cute barista will finally notice me if I ditch the ponytail for something a little more…dramatic.
Speaking of stripping things down, did you see the news about the Aussies celebrating the winter solstice with a naked swim? Maybe there’s something to be said for embracing the elements, conquering spreadsheets by day and indulging in a little theatrical romance by night. All while fully clothed, of course. (Unless that becomes the next big trend, then who knows?) Here’s to the end of a week of financial victories, heartthrob sightings, and staying single, even when the world seems to be going a bit…bare minimum.

Last updated June 21, 2024