I'm upset in Life in General

My wife’s next car is 100% gonna be a beater because she clearly doesn’t know how to take care of a nice one.

Literally last week she calls me and tells me she scraped a pole and took some paint off her door handle in a parking lot. I’m obviously annoyed about it but I never let her know about this and decided to take it to a body shop and get it corrected. It was like $200 but they fixed it up pretty good.

Now, today she calls me and says she hit a car in the same fucking parking lot and this time she fucked up her entire bumper. It’s really bad this time and I’m like “girl you keep hitting things that aren’t even moving what the hell is wrong with you?” She’s blaming that she can’t see that side of her car and I’m like “NO ONE CAN SEE THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THEIR CAR YOU JUST LEAVE PLENTY OF ROOM EVERYONE KNOWS THAT”.

Then she blamed the fact that her car is wider than the old one. I googled it and it’s about 1 whole inch wider… nope I don’t buy it. If 1 inch is the difference maker you’ve been cutting it too close for a long time.

Then she blames the fact that her pregnant belly is hitting the wheel. Oh so that explains the loads of pregnant women hitting parked cars? Nah again, don’t buy it. Just admit you weren’t paying attention and hit a parked car. Everyone makes mistakes… but this is twice in less than a week it’s just getting crazy.

I told her “Hey if your parents wanna pay to fix this that’s fine but our deductible is too high to make this worth fixing ourselves.” So basically her car is gonna look fucked up for now until she proves she is done hitting parked objects. Because why would I pay the huge repair bill for this if next week she’ll just hit another car?

Sorry for the rant but I’m extremely annoyed at the moment.

Last updated June 11, 2024