St. Stephen Getting Even in Elephant Architecture

Upon my own Journey, I embarked on a pilgrimage through the dark and dusty roads into a desert where I found The Tree of Life. I found Yoga, and I found Rawism where David Avocado Wolfe once dwelled. I was taught Sanskrit and Nutrition and given DvD’s to take forward hence. First, I tried it and my crimes against myself were forgiven and my weight melted off. I was in a Holy Garden of pure bliss and peace. I was so so excited and happy I took upon the Cross to teach Health and Nutrition. I played the video on Rawism to a Colony of health food lepers. I have been punished from those days hence. The video showed Obese folks eating street food in the most ungracious manner; bellies looking like cottage cheese a-hanging over Walmart jogging shorts. I have been hunted thenceforward and I’ll never teach again. I am not your Guru. I showed a video. I showed a health food video.

They made sure to get even. They crushed the home I made for those of under the level of the Obese. They knocked it all down and say, “Look! Ye are weak”. They are correct. I cannot hold up a family of 4 whose weight transcends 3/4s of a-Ton or more. I am too weak to save you. Look ye elsewhere. Find your own way. “Must be this light to ride” my sign says. I showed ye the way. I gave ye the tools and know-how now go away. I am not your personal trainer. Buy one. Stop looking for the tree by free personal training and shooting at him at the same time by and by. My first students destroyed me and took everything away. Alone and cold I lived on rice and beans and biked my way to work and built my home again. I was back in the Garden of Serenity. All is forgiven. By now they must admit it. Look ye where I have made it to. And the shooting began again, and that was last time. If ye want me drug down to your levels: die horrible obese deaths slowly…slower… now slower. While I may forgive to save myself from disparity, I am no martyr, nor would I suffer Jesus’ ends to save the lot of ye.

Last updated April 05, 2024