Sunday, September 14th 2014 in I Need A New Job

Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself… nobody is innocent here

Warning: this is also generally a NSFW conversation… go figure.

[Just getting to work, both Eoin and I are getting out of the truck so he can get the garbage key - he’s telling me what happened at his friends sisters place the night before]

Eoin: so I asked “I don’t want to offend here, but do you use dildos?”
Me: I’m pretty sure you were offending people
Eoin: so I told her, “you guys shouldn’t get to use dildos, you made your choice being a lesbian!”

At this time, we’re pretty close to the door, a co worker is standing outside, and another one is inside (door open)

Eoin: I also told her that using those giant rubber fists is okay
Me: [covering my face with my hand…] This is my place of work Eoin!!!
Curb: [laughng]
Eoin: I bet he agrees with me!
Me: Lesbians and dildos are a bit racy for 7 am

About an hour later… phone rings

Me: [answering the phone] Company name.
Curb: Tell Eoin I agree with him
Me: (⊙_☉) …okay
Curb: [laughing] see ya
Me: bye Curb

…not only do I need a new job, but I feel like I should move out of town to save face.

Last updated September 14, 2014