Random quiz in Rambling sane thoughts of the terminally me

what’s your favourite horror movie?
Oh so many. Most of George A Romero’s stuff. Most of the VIPCO vaults. House of the Dead 2. If it’s awesome or if its terrible.

do you have any relatives in jail?
No, my cousin was in jail for assault once. He got in a drunken fight and got the book severely thrown at him. This was about 10 years ago though.

how do you feel about licking food off your spouse?
Don’t have a spouse but I wouldn’t have a problem with it. Suppose it depends on the food. Chocolate or syrup, sure. Tuna oil? Not so much.

how do you feel about your spouse licking food off you?
See previous answer.

whenever you hold a small, cute, furry animal, do you ever have the desire to put it in your mouth? Not to eat it or harm it. But just to feel that warm little furry body inside your mouth?
That is one of the more bizarre questions I’ve seen. Noooo, I never have. The closest this ever came to being achieved is when I was holding my friends pet rat and I opened my mouth as if I was going to eat it for a joke. The plucky little rat grabbed hold of my bottom teeth and stuck its head in my mouth like a lion tamer. Much amusement was had.

if you have a boy and a girl, what would you name them? if you already have kids, did you get to name them what you wanted? why did you pick these names?
Obviously the mother would have to be involved in the decision making process but I’ve always liked Samuel for a boy and Louise for a girl. My grandfather was called Samuel and it was nearly my name and I quite like the name Louise.

Can you eat a hot dog in 4 bites?
What size hot dog? They’re much smaller in the UK than in America.

If you and your spouse were trapped forever, and eventually ran out of food, and your spouse eventually died, would you eat your spouse?
Once again, I’m spouseless. However, if I was trapped forever then no. I’d only be delaying the inevitable, after all. If it’s forever, it’s not like I’m getting out. If, on the other hand, it was that plane crash in the himalayas scenario then yes. I would like to think my partner would want me to survive and if I died first I’d want them to.

what is your second, third and fourth favourite tv show in which you don’t think there are any bad seasons?
Firefly, Jekyll, Coupling, Breaking Bad.

what is the most scared you’ve ever been in your life?
When I was a kid I watched the film “Troll”. For about a year afterwards I used to be afraid of going up the garden in the dark. I had a VERY active imagination.

what was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Being told I’d bruised my girlfriends cervix was pretty bad. One time when my girlfriends mum walked in when we were petting heavily was another. I’m pretty sexually candid though, so I don’t get embarrassed about that stuff easily. Generally just laugh it off.

post a picture of what you wish your hair looked like.

post a picture of the last person you saw on TV.

what’s something you’ve done in your life that no one thought you would do?
Not much, my life has been pretty predictable. Get whalloped by a car maybe?

what is Satan’s last name?
Claus. No? Ok.

do you spend too much time on the internet?
You can spend too much time on the internet? Yeah, probably.

what movie(s) have you walked out on in a theatre? if you haven’t done it, have you wanted to?
Never walked out on one. Came close with “Meet the Spartans”. It was the death of comedy.

how many fish can you name?
What sort of sodding question is this? 24. That’s as good an answer as any.
<edit> Genuinely was not meant to be a pun with the sodding thing.

what are you a “natural” at doing?
Procrastinating.

if you won a large amount of money, would it make you happier? how or why not?
Yes. I’ve constantly said that what I’d like to do is buy a house and then not live in it. Meaning I’d like somewhere I always knew I could go back to once I’d finished adventuring but there’d always be another adventure around the corner.

have you ever masturbated to a cartoon character? who or why not?
Sure, I used to be quite into Hentai at one point. I really don’t remember their names though.

you have to drink four pints of a liquid per day and it can’t be water. what is it?
Orange Juice.

what is the most commonly held belief that you personally find deeply offensive?
The idea that someone is less than you based on colour, creed or sexual orientation.

what is something you cannot wrap your head around?
The idea that someone would consider someone else less than then based on colour, creed or sexual orientation.

for males, most inappropriate boner. for females, most inappropriate time to get turned on?
All men know the answer to this question. In school, in class, about 3 seconds before the teacher asks you to stand up and answer a question.

what is your most unusual nighttime or morning ritual?
When I’m getting laid I tend to shower after sex as I’m slightly allergic to my own sweat.

what is your go to search engine?
Bing. Nah, seriously though, Google. Does anyone use Bing?

what are you terrified of or have a phobia of? has it ever affected you in day to day life? Being forgotten.

what are you snobby about?
Everything. Probably intelligence. I’m not the brightest bulb in the box, either but I can’t understand people who aren’t interested in learning something new.

if you could only pick one of these words to describe yourself, which one would it be? friendly, negative, comical, boring, bitchy, relaxed.
Comical I think?

out of those words, which do you think people you interact with daily would pick? are they different? why or why not?
The same. I think. I don’t know, it’s not like I’m spot checking my friends for their perception of me.

do people like you?
Some people do. Some people don’t. Most of the people I would hope like me, seem to like me. Most of the people who don’t like me are people I wouldn’t care about.