Honey and Pearce in Adventures in paradise

Last night, I caught up with my friend Honey. I’ve known him for years and have always and only known him by that name, so I assume that’s what it is.

I hadn’t seen him in what feels like many years. We couldn’t even recall when the last time we met up was, but since he’s in Brisbane for a fashion event, he’d sent me messages months ago saying he was coming and to make time for him.

He’s always called me a pet name - “Husband”, and I’ve always called him one back, “Princess.” I have no idea how they even came about.

Anyway, I spent much of the day totally hungover from the night before’s adventures (see the previous two entries for that!), and I was afraid to lift my head off the pillow in fear of the constant pounding that I was sure was awaiting me.
Luckily, all that water I’d consumed before passing out must have helped a lot. I certainly still had a mild hangover however, and I popped a Nurofen to fuck that off pronto.

So it wasn’t until late that night that Honey was home from his event and invited me over, so I had a quick shower and went over there. I threw on my comfy jeans and a singlet and a t-shirt over the top. He’s a fashion guy so I didn’t want to just show up there in shorts and thongs (Not that I can wear my thongs because they broke last week and I’ve yet to replace them).

I got there and followed a guy in, but realised I wasn’t able to get to my floor once in the elevator, so had to go back down and out the door, intercom Honey to let me in, and THEN I could go up. Damn elevators these days. At least it wasn’t like the one I spent 20 minutes riding up and down in in the last entry haha.

Honey and I chatted for such a long time. He’s totally hilarious and quite catty. I guess it’s his industry. He’s always flying all over the world to the world-famous fashion shows, and directing girls where to go and what to do etc etc. I couldn’t stop laughing at some of the things he says to them and one-word bitchy answers he gives to the media when he doesn’t feel like chatting haha!
I had him laughing too. I was showing him some screenshots on my phone of random Grindr conversations I’ve had. He couldn’t stop laughing at this one guy who won’t leave me alone and claims that he is an “oral demon”. He said I should have sent back a picture of the girl from Psycho LOL. Damn I wish I had his wit.

I was a little bit nervous heading over to see him, as it’s been such a long time, but he really hasn’t changed a bit. I even put condoms and lube in my pocket, as I’ve fucked him in the past, so there was probably a high chance of it happening again.
We were really comfy around each other and I ended up even staying the night. We were up chatting so late that we didn’t go to bed until around 4:30am and he had to be up for a Fashion brunch at around 10am.
He did give me a damn awesome blowjob however, which I definitely appreciated. I made out with his neck and sucked his nipples for a while, trying to remember what he liked. He seemed to be really into it. He didn’t cum though. In fact I can’t even remember if he came when I fucked him all that time ago. But hey, I was a hell of a lot more awkward with sex back then than I am now, and even now I’m still awkward.
He’d gotten me off, so I knew it’d be a little while until I was ready to go again, and I thought we’d try again in the morning, as I remember that happening last time, but when I awoke, he was almost done getting dressed.
He was really nice and said I could stay and nap for a while, which I did for probably 10 minutes or so, then I got up and went out onto the balcony and took a few selfies whilst I had the view. I think I liked this one the best.

I had just woken up, so forgive me.

I felt like an absolute zombie, so I put my clothes back on and let myself out, thankful that I hadn’t forgotten my phone once the door locked behind me lol.

I needed coffee. Stat.
I also decided to check out the costume shop to see if they had any decent circus theme ideas for Rhys’ party on this weekend. Man, I can’t believe how social I’ve been this week. Crazy for me.

I decided to go to ‘Rush Expresso’ as it was on the way. I heard a voice say ‘Hey’ as I was lining up, and it was one of my facebook friends, Matty. We aren’t really friends in real life, as I think we just have different lifestyles? I’m not sure, but he’s a really lovely guy and I kind of exaggerated my story a little when he struck up a conversation with me by asking ‘Is this your local?’ I laughed and said, “No, it’s not. I just woke up in some guy’s bed but he let me sleep in so that was nice, and I just really need coffee.”
He laughed and the guy before me finished ordering so it was my turn to line up. I realized I knew who the barista was. Pearce. This stunner of a guy who I feel has been around the Brisbane gay scene for nearly as long as I have, but has never really given me the time of day. I follow him on Instagram though and i think he’s maybe once replied to something I said, but other than that I don’t know him at all, except that my ex apparently hooked up with him haha. Hilarious. I only found that out from my friend Lindsay who walked in on Pearce giving Luke a blowjob on the loungeroom couch and Lindsay was paying out the orgasmic look on Luke’s face at the time.
Man I wish I could have seen THAT! Given how hot those two guys were at the time.
And still are.
I was now directly looking at this guy, and I had to wonder if he recognised me. He took my order, which was a mocha and asked me for a name. I smiled and replied ‘Matt’. Surely it clicked who I was after that, right? I put my change in the tip jar in front of him. I think he may have said ‘Thanks’, I can’t recall.
Man, he’s one of those guys who’s always had the striking good-looking features in photo’s I’ve seen, so to see him animated so was a rare occurrence.

A staff member who’d just prepared one of the coffee’s called out a name - “SUGARTITS!”
Matty burst out laughing and quickly took his coffee and departed with it. Pearce was trying not to grin but had a smile on his face. It was pretty funny.
I was actually in on this joke because I saw a status Matty made yesterday about how he was proud of the barista for using that name he gave her the day before. it was just fate I happened to be in that exact spot at that time to see it myself.
After Matty had left, her bubbly-self said, “Customers should learn not to tempt me!”

It was really nice of him to say hi to me, and I was a little sad I didn’t get to say goodbye before he took off, so I grabbed my mocha and walked on toward the costume shop. He and Pearce are good friends I know, so I guess it makes sense he’d go there often.

The costome shop only had a couple of lame clown outfits at $30 and $40 and only in medium size. I decided I’d be better off going with the Onesie idea and it would cost me less and I could use it again, so I went back to the Myer centre and tried on the Tiger Onesie. They only had XL size and it looked huge, but it felt okay on. I kind of feel I need something to tie it around the middle so it’s not so baggy, but hey it’ll do for a costume and it won’t even matter if it gets damaged or alcohol spilled on it. I’m kind of looking forward to this party and it will be interesting to see if Ben and I have a conversation, since we had a falling out and all. That still doesn’t even completely make sense to me, but it sort of does as well and feel like it was my fault. He’s on the ‘attending’ list. At least this time he won’t have to offer me a ride home and get pissed off when he wants to leave and I won’t because I was having so much fun last year.

Rhys’ parties are always interesting because there’s always that other popular ‘in’ group of gay guys that never associates with me. I don’t know if it’s just the age difference or whatnot, but we obviously know who each other is, but neither of us makes an effort. Nic sort of does but even he acts strange around me. He’s kind of like the Regina George of the group I guess you could say, except there’s around ten of them and a faghag rather than just four like in Mean Girls.
I guess I won’t find out how the party will go until I get there, and a few of my other friends will be there also, so I’ll always have them to chat to. I’m wondering if my ex will show up, considering he’s terrified of clowns, as as it’s a circus theme, I figure there will be a hell of a lot of them, since it’s such an easy-choice costume.
I figure my Tiger will pass as good enough. I had a choice of that or a lion, also only available in XL. Luckily Asian sizes are way smaller than the tag states, generally.

I randomly bought a few things from JB HiFi today also. I went home and watched the whole ‘Please Like Me’ series and fell in love with it. A gay guy served me at the counter and told me he hated Josh Thomas until he watched this and now he loves him. It’s just such a cute story and I was texting Vish whilst watching it, just saying how cool I thought it was

I’ve got the sorest back. I accepted a shift tonight and was probably bending over pallets too far and putting too much strain on it, so now I’m trying to un-knot a muscle and it’s so annoying. Hopefully it goes away in my sleep.

I’m meant to be meeting up with a guy I’ve been putting off meeting for ages, tomorrow. Will see if that happens. I have to go out of my way a fair bit just to get there, plus be back for work by the evening. It might be nice to meet him at least. I just suggested coffee. He said he’d want cuddles. I told him, “Maybe.” I haven’t even met the guy in person yet, and from pictures I’m not overly keen, but he’s not that bad physically. I figure we’ll just have the coffee and a chat and I’ll head back home on the bus. I guess I won’t find out how it pans out until I do it.

I think that’s all I wanted to say. Go look at my drunken-ness in the previous entry if you’re bored and got nothing else to do haha.

Last updated August 28, 2014