[why you should go to college] in 2013-2014

[or not]

Band alum dude: Thanks for your hardcore
Band alum dude: ‘Nole-ism.
Band alum dude: Were I not already married, I would propose to you.
Band alum dude: just sayin’. ;)
Me: The ring on my finger would obligate me to say no, anyway. ;)
Band alum dude: true words, and I thank you for them. I just wanted to let you know my love, and my sincerity.
Band alum dude: <3, me.
Me: I appreciate it. :) Thanks. Stubborn-ass MCATDT, all that jazz.
Band alum dude: *points to heaven after touchdown, and simultaneously makes money movement with fingertips
Band alum dude: not many women I can profess my love to in that manner. Just sayin’.
Me: Oh, you rebel!
Me: I’m flattered. :)
Band alum dude: as well you should be. I’m a fucking stud. Anytime you want to come down to the ATL for a threesome, we’re yours.
Band alum dude: bada BING!!! :P
Me: LOL!
Band alum dude: Figured I’d check in with you, babe. ;) Enjoy your week.
Band alum dude: Mwah.
(cue football talk)

This is going to make Aaron’s day, haha. He gets the hugest kick out of other guys hitting on me. (He will also probably think about locking me in his room and never going to Atlanta again. Middle-aged orgy companions are not his cup of tea.)