You Have Made Galactus Smile in Hello

A little over a year ago there was a girl who was hired in the bakery. She was really cute, great smile, funny personality. I flirted with her every chance I got. She was always quick to remind me of the boyfriend she had met online and how they were going to be together and dumb nonsense like that.

This past Wednesday I was outside of work on a smoke break sitting next to a new guy. We got to talking and turns out its her younger brother. We chatted for a moment then I finally asked how his sister was doing.

"She's still with that asshole boyfriend. I can't stand that dick."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, she's sick with strep throat and he has no job and takes her car out every night to smoke weed with his friends."

I cannot begin to express how much joy and pleasure I got out of this.

Petty?

Yes!

Funny?

Oh hell yes!

I know I'm severely frayed around the edges and not a perfect candidate for, "Who Wants To Be America's Next Boyfriend," (not that show exist) but...I don't know.

Fuck relationships. I don't need anyone.