rubbing it in in poetry

Is there any grosser name for a cosmetic than
“body butter”?
It’s basically one shade less gross than
“foot sauce”.
QVC will be hawking
“skin juice” any day now.
Bath and Body Works selling
“armpit fudge” by the goddamned crate.
Sephora making a killing on ten different shades of
“eyeball-rejuvenating ground meat”.
“Body butter”.
Holy crap, “body butter”.
They’ll be trying to sell us
“urethral mayonnaise” soon.
Ass mustard.
Taint hummus.
Jesus Christ, “body butter”.
We need to burn the entire
beauty industry down
to the fucking ground.