guest entry from dog in 2013-2014

dear diary

today was the most awesomest day ever awesomed

when mommy finally got up and i got up there was a fly in the bathroom or maybe it was a little spider i dunno but I GOT IT and i tried a few times but i lost it because my eyes aren't so good but mommy pointed it out and I KILLED IT I GOT THE FLY I GOT THE FLY I FINALLY GOT THE FLY

i was so excited i ran all over the place like to the wrong door and back but mommy called me so i ran back and IT WAS WALK TIME

I LOVE WALK TIME

okay not always sometimes my shoulder hurts but I LOVE AFTERNOON WALK TIME

i had two big boy poops! two!

and then it was boring and stuff and i slept a lot and didn't want to go back outside 'cause my shoulder hurts when i don't move much and it's really stupid hot outside but mommy made me

after dinner sometime daddy came over! stupid cat beat me to the door to say hi so i didn't get to say hi but daddy said hi to me anyway i love daddy yay! AND HE BROUGHT FOOD LIKE FRIED CHEESE THINGS OH MY GOD

they were eating and i begged real cute like and then laid down somewhere else because when i do that i always get food

mommy put french fries in my ball!

AND THEN AND THEN SHE PUT CHEESEBURGER IN MY BALL LIKE ACTUAL CHEESE AND MEAT AND SOME BREAD AND IT WAS IN MY BALL AND I LICKED AND CHASED AND IT TOOK OVER TWO HOURS BUT I FINALLY GOT IT ALL AND I HAD CHEESEBURGER! IN MY BALL!

it was so awesome my tail was wagging and my ears did weird stuff like stick straight up

and okay once i knocked stuff off the table and i got hit by a stapler but mommy came over and pet me and got rid of the attacking mean stuff so it was all okay and i had more cheeseburger to get so it's okay

i think my mouth was kinda sore after 'cause i was making weird faces.

daddy Left and when people leave i get sad but there were SMELLS so i didn't really notice the car leaving so it was kind of okay and we went back upstairs and instead of a dog biscuit I GOT LEFTOVER WET CAT FOOD! i licked the plate! and then mommy was cleaning up stuff and it smelled real good and she gave me the empty can of wet cat food to lick!

that made me hungry for real stuff but i had most of my boring dog dinner left so i got to eat that real fast and a bunch of fresh water mommy just put out and now i'm sleeping and dreaming on the low bed and i wish daddy left clothes for me to sleep in but i have his spot on the low bed so i am the happiest dog ever today the end

Last updated August 20, 2014