Too Fat For Yard Work in Hello

Was gonna mow the backyard today but first I had to chop up a branch that fell off during the last major storm. Instead of hassling with extension cords and the electric chainsaw, I busted out my hatchet. Sharpened it on the whetstone and hacked n hacked till I got it into manageable pieces. Set said pieces on the curb.

Decided to tackle a small tree growing into the fence. Got halfway through till I was huffing and puffing worse than a Weight Watchers meeting on treadmills. Said fuck it and came back inside. It doesn’t help I ate a big container of chili for lunch and I’m still way full. Why chili? The place I wanted to go to was still closed and I had to run an errand that put me near it so why not?

Called the color code line and I had to take another widdle test. So I didn’t eat breakfast before group then drove to the courthouse to wait for a wee test that took thirty minutes. I was super hungry when I got out of there. Won’t do that again. Should’ve just came home and had a sandwich. Virginia ham with roast beef and American cheese on honey wheat is my jam!

Guess I’ll just get the chainsaw next time. I do have fun with that. 😈

I’m still gonna mow the backyard, just need to catch my breath.

Last updated August 01, 2023