4nd in A Nice Dream On Elm Street

  • July 4, 2023, 11:52 a.m.
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No I’m serial, man, there is a conspiracy to make this state completely shadeless.
Amidst turning this state into an open air sanitarium, Newsome also wants there to be no shelter or respite from the heat.
What’d I mean by the ‘open air sanitarium’ part? Well, if you live here in Indiafornia, you’ll know you can’t turn around or walk 5 ft without encountering an ‘unhoused’ person.
Yes siree bob that’s what you have to call them now; the walking unhoused.
They’re afforded no shortages of freedoms, too! Why if one of ME shat on the sidewalk and then screamed at you for a quarter, we’d be arrested!
..Because I have resources.
That insane wild man high on meth who just shat on your car and pushed you though?
“Ummmm no hon’, infact you’re the one liable for arrest here, that king is not in control of his actions, and the ‘retard’ slur you hurled at him for assaulting you was oof..very uncalled for. Arrest this man.”
Drop these street shitting psycho’s off at Newsome’s house, see what happens then, bet you suddenly it’ll be an issue.
Mom wanted to go see the new indy flick but gosh DANG. IT. Woman…
She used to tell me this stuff days or a week in advance, and now it’s all “you don’t have to go lol just asking..”
Look, Harrison Ford can be and act how he pleases, but learning that he ABHORS fans (mostly for his han solo recognition) just kind of made me go like..meh. Plus, movies and movie marketing just wont recover from the covid hoax. Theaters DIED for like 2 years remember?
Now it’s like, if there are all these streaming and watch from home services, why’re they back now?
..Told her we’d do lunch or something this weekend. Might look into getting my car interior re-done or something (basically need to get weed smell out LOL) so I can start driving her places without her sighing and shaking her head everytime she’s in my car.

Don’t blow yourselves up today my fellow americans.


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