Monday, August 11th 2014 in I Need A New Job

Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here

[I just exited the washroom to see Buzz standing over a ringing phone, looking monumentally puzzled]

Buzz: It's the answering service line.
Me: Yes...?
Buzz: I don't know how to answer it.
Me: You say "answering service"
Buzz: Oh.

Good thing we've got a manager who knows how his company runs.

...he needs a new job.