Meth vagina in Adventures in paradise

We had a “customer” (I say that lightly because she tried to walk out with hundreds of dollars of stolen goods) in tonight who was so off her face. She was wearing only a skirt but had no underwear on, and she kept flashing any staff member she could find her vagina.
Those staff mostly being the nightfillers, as they had started by then. Thank fuck that I personally didn’t have to witness that myself, as I probably would probably have been traumatized. I can’t recall having seen a real-life vajayjay outside of porn before. Let alone a meth-vag.

Anyway, it’s Eurovision weekend so I will be being gay for the next few days. I think Finland will win this year.