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So…

This morning I received a text from Dave’s new woman. Apparently she’d read his texts (freak!!) and the one from me asking if we’re still on for next week (BB’s dating scan!!) has got her all riled up because she thinks we’re going on a date and that I want him back. Ummmm no. I couldn’t help but laugh. I don’t want him, I’m stuck with him (until his inherent lack of reliabilty kicks and he checks out of Pidge’s life). So I text her and asked her why she was reading his messages and she got a little hostile. Then I asked if he’d told her about me, suprisingly; no. Funny that. So then I messaged her back again and told her that our “date” is for an ultrasound because I’m 12 weeks pregnant with his child, that I couldn’t care less if he’s in our lives or not and that I’m really not interested in getting him back, quite the opposite in fact. Then I told her that if she’s already reading his messages, then she’s clearly got issues and should maybe re-think the whole “relationship”.

Seriously, what is wrong with these girls?? If I walk away from someone, then it’s pretty set that I’m not going to walk backwards and back in to their arms. Secondly, what the hell? You’ve been “together” maybe 6 weeks and you’re reading his messages. Who’s your role model? Jodi Arias? Thirdly, messaging me? Piss off, I will tell you the bits that your “boyfriend” has conveniently forgotten to tell you. I have no qualms about blowing your “relationship” apart using the truth. I mind my business, as long as you mind yours.

I bet there’ll be some interesting conversations between those two today.

Last updated January 14, 2018