War in Friends With the Benedicts

Tonite I hath waged war on my colon/intestinal track that it may produce waste, the likes of which I have not seen! LOL. Yea, I hadn't pooped in a while. Well, a few days. I have been eating, kinda. Well, eating the same. I think it's the combination of me not eating as much and narcotics. They like to say Tramadol isn't a narcotic but the people who take/abuse it know better. Anywhoo... so yea, I am here, at home, by my toilet, when and if things happen. I already used a laxative supository that promised results in 15 mins - an hour and by like 30 mins. I was on the toilet with 50% success. By that I mean I think I am about 50% done. At least I feel 50% better. LOL. When I woke up I could hardly move because of the stomach/lower back and side pain. I had to go somewhere and the thought of putting on my new jeans almost brought me to tears. So yea, let's change the subject shall we?

I went shopping when we got paid (early this time, on the 1st) and bought myself a new pair of jeans! And they are 18s!! I haven't worn a size 18 since I was 18! Wanna see?? Here, I made my Mom take a couple pics because my bestie Jessica wanted me to model em lol: And then this one for the bootie... lol: Hehe... yea I've lost a ton of weight. I had already lost like 40 pounds before I got sick, but now I am losing it like where you can see it. I go to the doctor or the ER and they weigh me and I am always like hell yeah! lol. I used to weigh over 260+ and now I am down to around 215ish. So yea, the jeans I had been wearing would literally fall off of me if I didn't hold them up.. I think they were like a size 22 or 24 or something. Hmm... lemme go check real quicklike.. lol OK yea the tag says "24W". LOL wow. No wonder! You shoulda seen my face after I tried on the 18's and they fit like they were made for me. I couldn't stop smiling the whole rest of my shopping trip. LOL. The bra and the shirt I am wearing in the pics are new as well. I got like 3 new shirts, each were only $3.88 apiece. Not bad! And both me and my Mom are so bad when we shop, we like to make things that are already on sale cheaper. lol. So the jeans already had a sale tag from the original price of $15.99 to $9.00. Well I found somethin that was $7 and took the tag off of it and put it over the $9 sticker. I know, I'm horrible. But every little bit helps! And I already felt guilty for buying me something, which yes I know I shouldn't, but I still do so whatever. Anyway, so I get up to the register and tell the woman that I wanna make sure they ring up right. She rings them up and they are actually only five bucks! Well then naturally I felt bad for even doing what I did, but not too much! So I got a fifteen dollar pair of jeans for only five! Go me!! ;)

The kitten re-homing has kinda slowed to a halt in recent weeks. We have I think ummm 6? to get rid of still and only one for sure has a home. My childhood best friend Candace is getting Quinn towards the end of the month as a present for the child of her Mom's boyfriend's kid but she has to stay here until they are ready to get her because they are leaving on the 21st. I said that is no problem since we pretty much thought Quinn would be the hardest to rehome. She isn't much of a looker ya see. Well, look: I mean, she's not ugly... she just doesn't have that special something that would draw and potential adoptive parent in, ya know? I dunno. We need to work with her in this time before she goes to make sure she becomes more personable since they (the big babies) have been staying in the kitchen off to themselves. Also need to make for really sure that she is potty trained.

Well, that's about all the news that's fit to hear. I dunno what else to say, so I won't bore yall with hum drum nothings. I shall read some and leave some notes, then I'm outtie like a 90's movie! <3

Steph