Saturday, August 2nd 2014 in I Need A New Job

Writers note: all names are changed to nicknames to protect myself... nobody is innocent here

Convict: Well, I might not get my time off.
Me: Oh?
Convict: I still haven't heard from Buzz about it.
Me: Well, we can't have two people off at the same time.
Convict: We wouldn't be.
Me: [pointing to the calendar] Yes, you would.
Convict: No, because Troll doesn't work those days anyways, those are just my shifts.
Me: Yes but when one of you takes time off, the other one is who fills in some of those times.
Convict: Oh right. Well I don't know why she gets her time off and I don't get mine.
Me: Because she books her months in advance, and we can't have two people off at the same time... so she's first.
Convict: It isn't at the same time though.
Me: .......... [headache starting] Just talk to Buzz.

At least it's been awhile, but ...I need a new job.