Don't walk down the stairs in Adventures in paradise

  • July 25, 2014, midnight
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I hung out with my ex-housemate ReecieD yesterday!
It was so good to see him again. We caught up in the Myer Centre at Zaraffa's and had a good ol catch up and yarn. He's really like an old soul in his conversations, just in the body of a complete twink haha. He spoke about his boyfriend and I spoke about how it seems most of my friends are guys in relationships these days and the irony of that.

We ended up going for a walk to the valley as he wanted to buy amyl. Apparently you are suppose to use a code-word when you buy that. Coulda fooled me! I woulda just gone in there and asked for it ha! Luckily I don't use it, as it makes me sick and gives me a headache. Guys who have used it with me tend to do it away from me so I can't smell it as much, which is nice of them.

First we went to The Den, and I was telling Reecie about my ahem problem with condom girth size, so I asked the cashier if they had anything bigger than 60mm. He said they usually had a 62mm, and my eyes lit up at the prospect of that extra bit of space, but when he checked the products all they had was 60mm.

So Reecie got what he wanted and we left and grabbed a Boost Juice. I hadn't had one of those in a while, so it was yummy. I noticed they sold kids cups with pictures of cute animals on them, with four to collect. One of them was a lion, and given his boyfriend's name, I told him he HAD to get him one, and I was surprised when he went along with it.

Anyway, so after juice, we decided to check out the gay adult store nearby, as neither of us had been to it. I asked the cashier there the same question as I asked at The Den, and he gave me a raised eyebrow and actually told me that they don't make bigger than 60mm in Australia.

GOD-DAMMIT. Seriously? How do black guys in Australia deal with this issue? Surely I can't be the only white guy either. So anyway, because I was there, I bought a brand of the 60mm that I hadn't heard of just to try them out by myself, as I've been doing with my usual one. Never know. It says they are already lubricated, so that will be promising.

So we had a lot of laughs and I spent the afternoon with him before I headed into work (yet AGAIN I was called in). MY manager was actually like 'Sorry to keep annoying you but do you wanna work' lol. I regrettably agreed haha, only because I love my days off. It wasn't too bad I guess, and I did get to do a proper gym session afterwards, or at least as proper as I can now that I'm almost recovered from the flu.

I took a gym photo yesterday. It was so weird to try and find somewhere to hold my phone up haha. I actually took a whole heap, but I think I look less douchey in this one... maybe.

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So, my arms need a lot of work. God-damn my height. If I was a shorty, I'd be almost bulky! Haha. I will get them looking slightly better over the next month, so long as nothing else decides to fucking throw me under the bus.

I had REALLY had muscle soreness in my legs after gym last night too, because it's been two weeks since i last did a proper one. And I was doing less weight than I usually do because I like to ease myself back into my PB whenever something has thrown me off course. I quite like my legs, and I love guys who have awesome legs themselves. I just feel mine need a bit of toning more than anything, as I'm very happy with the size.

MAN, I could barely walk whenever I walked down stairs, and although I feel okay now, it'll be interesting when I have to climb down the stairs when I get to work tonight.


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