Elope - are you nuts? in 2022

He’s driving and I’m staring out the window at 1145 pm.

Me: i think I might love you.

Him (softly) elope with me.

Me: WHAT?!?!

Him: nothing

Me: what did you say?

Him: nothing

Me: elope as move with you to New Hampshire if you get this job?

Him: that is the definition of elope, yes.

Me: I cant. I have someone that depends on me for everything.

Him: I know. This is why I told you of my dream about you winning a lottery and giving them everything.

Me: (stares at him in disbelief).

Him: you can’t tell me that if you were single we would be doing this bf/ gf shit. I like spending time with you and don’t like being apart. You would have moved in.

What the hell? Lord help me.