Currents, answers and Extreme annoyance. in The Awesome Chronicles of me.

Current Annoyance: Welp. Let me tell you about Portal games. They have horrible customer service. I’m gonna do a TLDR. I do a lot of emailing and DMing and forth, I get a tracking number, says its in “Preshipment” Wait a week, still in “preshipment” (It sounds like it was on their end) and last friday I come up with a solution, and this is what ticked me off more than anything. I get a reply saying this “What game are you talking about?” Holy carp. I tore into them. Then on facebook some people are saying “Well I waited three weeks after i got my shipping notification” Which raises a few more flags. First off, who sends shipping notifications without movement for 3 weeks? Second and more importantly, if the company would of said “Oh we are backlogged, we will give you a shipping notification, but it might be a couple weeks” I would of been a lot more understanding. Either way, giving a shipping notification 3 weeks before a delivery is a horrible thing. I also emailed the Shipping company and they were doing the webstore preorders but they dont have my tracking info.. This whole thing is a mess. I just want my bloody game. I’ll get it, but their response today was horrible. Heck, my friend ordered something off game found from the same company, and he got a tracking number.....coming from Poland. (The companies home)

Current Bane of My Existence: See above. Honestly its giving me anxiety just because its an outstanding issue and I dont like outstanding issues in my life. Heck I forgot about socks in the washer the other day and I spent an hour trying to find them before I realized they were in the wash. There is one other time this happened, but it was on the post offices end, (the infinite loop of the big storage box) and every time I talked to the company that I bought it off of, they were really cool.

Current Book: Going through Mass effect Retribution. I ordered a 4th reckoners book which should be here

Current Clothing Thoughts: Nothing.

Current Color: Blargh.

Current Crush: Tali Zorah vas Normandy, once and forever and ever. and ever, ever and ever and ever.. and ever and ever and still ever. Never change Tali. (yep) x6

Current Drink: Mountain dew.

Current Excitement(s): In other game news, a new heroine for Bullet is coming out and the final expansion for tapestry is coming out soon, ill order both.

Current Feeling: On a scale of 1-10. I’m at a 3

Current Fetish: Is “Fulfilling game orders” a fetish?

Current Films: I watched Dr Strangelove and the Airplane movies not too long ago.

Current Food: I am gonna have a pot pie.

Current Goal: To get my copy of eleven. Then Playtesting.

Current Image(s):

Macaroni is the true cat in the box.

New Board game related socks!

Current Indulgence: I have no idea. I’m gonna make a pot pie I guess.

Currently Listening To: Seinfeld.

Current Love: My friends, my mom, Macaroni, and the Pomfies.(has not changed x8)

Current Mindfork: March is soon.

Current Mood: Grumpy and annoyed.

Current Music: Nothing.

Current Music Video: NEXT.

Current Outfit: Shirt, pants

Current Project: PLAYTESTING PLAYTESTING PLAYTESTING. (I need to push, and push more and more and more, i just need blind play testers)

Current Self-Image Thoughts: Ugh.

Current Slang or Saying: Keelah Selai and Bosh’tet.

Current Song Lyrics: Nothing.

Current Triumph: Nothing.

Current TV Show: Seinfeld.

Current Wish List:
These board game related items:
Imperium Horizons
Undaunted Stalingrad.
Hegemony (This looks really cool, but i dont know if i can find it cause its kickstarter)
ELEVEN ITS BACK ON THE LIST BECAUSE PORTAL SUCKS.

Video game items:
Triangle Strategy
FF16 (I put 10 dollars down, i will put another 10 soon)
Live a life.
Outer Worlds remake.

Now answer some questions:

What song would make the best theme music for your life?
I’m not a big music guy TBH, the theme for the Burn in FFXIV is still one of my favorites, and makes a great theme for me:

What is your most prized possession?
This guy:

What is one thing people would never guess about you?
That in High school I was in JROTC.

You’ve been given an opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, all expenses paid. Where are you going and what are you doing while you’re there?

Essen Germany, october, One of the biggest board game conventions out there. That and to see a Borussia Dortmund game.

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Less hate, less bigotry.

Name 3 things you love about yourself.
I’m patient (LOL in this situation but 99% i am)
I never curse around others unless I’m beyond angry.
I am definitely an absurdist.

What’s your favorite memory from your childhood?
Getting my first NES system.

These questions are more incurred towards one of my favorite people on the internets so keep this in mind:

What is something you want to know about me that you’ve never asked?
Whats it like living where you live? Like state wise.

If we were to ever meet in person, what’s the first thing you’d do? And what would you want to do while we were together?
GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST HUG ON THE PLANET THEN WE WOULD GO FOR PIZZA AND TALK BOOKS NERD CULTURE AND FOOTBALL.

What was your first impression of me when you first encountered me? What has stayed the same? What has changed?
This person is cool! Nothing. This person is still cool!

Also: This too may sound strange, but is there anything I haven’t talked about here that you would want me to write about? Whatever you wish, i’m good seeing your entries.

Now I’m going to reciprocate this in blank form:

What is something you want to know about me that you’ve never asked?

If we were to ever meet in person, what’s the first thing you’d do? And what would you want to do while we were together?

What was your first impression of me when you first encountered me? What has stayed the same? What has changed?

I know this seems weird but I can’t help but be curious.

Also: This too may sound strange, but is there anything I haven’t talked about here that you would want me to write about?

Now I must go fight with portal some more.

Keelah Selai.

Me.

Edit: I finally got a legitimate shipping notification and a decent apology. So my nightmare with this game should be over on wednesday.

Last updated February 28, 2023