I Hate Summer in Confessionals

There I said it. I hate summer and I hate it with the fiery passions of a thousand satanic cults. Ugh, just look at all the things to hate.

• Heat - it's miserable. It makes you cranky & stinky & sleepy, plus the sun makes you cancery
• Bugs - no real explanation needed
• Fireworks - fucking explosives that are meant to "entertain". If you want to be entertained by fire, go watch Backdraft.
• Barbecues - Eating outside is the worst. Heat, bugs, shitty paper plates.
• Steering Wheel Burns
• Nothing good on television
• Kids who scream and yell all hours of the day and night

There is one thing I like about summer and that is when it ends!