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Cause reasons.

It’s 6:38 AM and I’m counting down till 11. My aunt is coming down so mom, her and I are going to Ichiban Japanese Steakhouse. The food is delicious! It’s one of those places where your meal is cooked in front of you and the chef puts on a show. Steak and scallops here I come!

Right before Christmas I purchased Sun Tzu The Art Of War. One more Bond book and I’ll start into that.

I slept most of the weekend away. It was nice and not like I really got a whole lot going on in life. Currently watching crime show reruns on TV.

So! Lily has this bad habit of sticking her snout in my mouth when I yawn. I’m not sure how to break this habit. It’s cute but weird. In other news I ordered Fallout 76 off Amazon but now must return it. It requires a PS+ account and if you want to play solo offline it’s $12.99 a month. Ya no.

Anyways not much going on. We’re out of oranges and I want one bad. Since my doc recommended fruit for low potassium I’ll have a cut up banana with a bowl of Cheerios in the morning and snack on at least two oranges throughout the day. It has reduced me of eating Jolly Ranchers like they’re going out of style.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?

Bob.

What do you call a man with arms and legs but no heart or brain?

Senator/congressman.