So... 'sup y'all? in What in the name of ---- is that??

I am slowly becoming less zombified and more human bc my sister Julie got me some Diet Coke. :-) I <3 her. She is the sweetest.

G took down the Wishing Wall poster. She ain’t supposed to do that. She is 1000% pure evil. She has a vendetta against me. I have no idea why, nor do I give a shit. That’s her bag to be negative. I am like my ascendant, Sagittarius, eternally positive.

So, beauties? What’s shakin’ bacon??
Love y’all.
Sammy