I bid you stand, Men of the West. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

I’m so tired of seeing penises that were mutilated at birth.

Generations of boys flippant about it. “Oh, I’m fine.”

You don’t even know what you are missing. YOU WERE AN INFANT WHEN IMMENSE PAIN WAS SUBJECTED TO YOUR PENIS.

Decades ago, I called on moms to protect their babies.

Now.

Dads. Protect your sons. Be their first and last line of defense.

If you can’t protect their penis, what the fuck kind of parent are you.