"Bitstrips" in Tales of Transhumanism

"I was never good at drawing, but Bitstrips allows non-artistic people like myself to dabble in something that we couldn’t before." - thanks for nothing.

Bitstrips is an app for facebook which allows for criminally unfunny plebs to tag their friends and family in half-baked single panel comic strips they made while at work. Because most facebook users are devoid of a phenomenon known as "good sense", the vast majority of the 300,000 bitstrips produced per day boil down to being an artistic rendition of a status update about their dinner.

OH GOD MY ACHING FUCKING SIDES

Upon release Bitstrips went virtually unknown, drowned out by the white noise generated by thousands of other equally useless apps. However, much like FarmVille and Candy Crush, the relentless barrage of notifications and tagging that it spewed upon the masses helped push it into viral status. As of now, Bitstrip claims to have over 30,000,000 monthly users. This speaks volumes to the state of artistic progression on this planet, and tells me far more about how easily amused the human race is than I ever needed to know.

How To Create A Bitstrip
Take the first random thought that pops in your head.
Write that thought into a text bubble on Bitstrip.
Tag the last person you masturbated to.
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Kill yourself.