Because I'm immature in Boredoms

Earlier today I saw a campaign sign for a man named Rick Hole. I don't know if his full name is Richard or not but if so I think he should have gone with Dick. Yeah, a person with serious political aspirations should go with Rick for the obvious reasons, but think of all the fun you could have with that! The slogans write themselves!

"I know what Dick Hole I'm voting for!"

"Don't you want a Dick Hole in office?"

"Don't vote for this dickhole, vote for this Dick Hole!" (Which, let's face it, is really all politics comes down to anyway)

Who wouldn't want the opportunity to vote Dick Hole? It was for the position of "Assessor" and I have no real idea what that position entails except for, I assume, assessing things. Doesn't seem like such a high importance position that it would be detrimental to vote for a guy because you think his name is funny.

Later that same day, some guy pissed me off while driving and I called him a rickhole.