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Ideas
Plans
Goals

Well what about them?

I have no ideas.

I have almost no plans.

I definitely have no goals.

There that takes care of that.

What do I have?

Cats.

Potato chip crumbs.

Bad hair.

A fairly pleasant sense of calm.

A plan to take a bath.

Maybe I’ll cut my hair.

There you go.

That’s it.