Life Achievement Unlocked: Timmy's First Tattoo. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

Jesus, I sound like an afterschool special. WATCH AS TIMMY EXPERIENCES NEEDLE-THRASHING PAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Of COURSE, I pick a spot that's massively sensitive (hipbone) and makes you panic at every breath (tummy) and otherwise felt like being stabbed repeatedly with a knife in the abdomen and made me wonder why I agreed to do it. The sub/masochist in me exercises my jedi powers of tuning out the pain. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Clearly this diary (diary? box? whatever.) needs less vodka and MORE TRIBBLES.