Life Achievement Unlocked: Timmy's First Tattoo. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
- June 7, 2014, 5:21 p.m.
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Jesus, I sound like an afterschool special. WATCH AS TIMMY EXPERIENCES NEEDLE-THRASHING PAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Of COURSE, I pick a spot that's massively sensitive (hipbone) and makes you panic at every breath (tummy) and otherwise felt like being stabbed repeatedly with a knife in the abdomen and made me wonder why I agreed to do it. The sub/masochist in me exercises my jedi powers of tuning out the pain. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Clearly this diary (diary? box? whatever.) needs less vodka and MORE TRIBBLES.
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