Coke/Meth/LSD Comedown in Drugs 'n Drunk

No, I’m not on any of these substances.

Landing Gear it’s been called.

You’re coming off an intense high.

Beer, my friend, is your landing gear.
No liquor, too quick, too scary.

Down a few cold ones.
Piss a bunch.
Down a few more then you’ll feel the sleep deprived part slowly taking over.

Pass out drunk.

This method has been tried, tested and proven to work by Professor J.E.