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- June 4, 2014, 8:51 p.m.
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Pregnant Pause
Ava’s pregnant. Gross. Seriously, Morgan or Sonny could be the daddy. Or the writer’s could totally redeem themselves and have the daddy be Carlos. But still gross. And convenient. Sonny is set to shoot her and she points the gun at her tummy and tells him she is pregnant and that it is either his child or his grandchild. I started the #JustShootHer campaign, of which I might have been the only member. Honestly, if Sonny really wanted to kill her, he would not have thought twice about it. He is a pussy. That is the only term that applies properly. He always threatens and then never ever follows through. Which begs the question why was he up for GH Man of the Month? Forgive me for not remembering which outlet is hosting the “award”. Sonny is not a man other than possibly having testicles.
So Ava just banged everyone the day of AJ’s funeral? Someone was in a celebratory move.
Fresh start? Ava is delusional. She thinks that Carly and Sonny are going to let her raise a child with Morgan?
Well now, there is a shocker…Morgan tells her to get rid of the kid. See, this could have been avoided had Sonny just shot her.
So Ava will kill Connie, try to kill AJ, but won’t consider abortion? Because she is morally opposed to it or because it will leave her without leverage?
You know who would kill Ava Sonny? Franco. You throw some cash at him and he will not hesitate for one second. After all he did tell Kiki her mom was dead.
Pretty sure Sonny is the last person Morgan wants to talk to.
I hope Carly slaps Carly. (Did anyone get that As The World Turns reference?)
The Angel Gabriel
Probably should have seen little Gabe dying when he was named Gabriel right? This is actually the most realistic medical thing this show has done in a long time. Sort of. I think the baby probably would not have survived the roadside in the rain night delivery in the first place, but then being wrapped in a blanket of questionable warmth and carried through the hospital by Papa Patrick he definitely should not have made it through that. But kudos to the show for going there with this. Also facilitates Sabrina’s absence while the actress goes on maternity leave.
Maybe now is not the time to call Patrick “Drake Junior”
Jason Thompson should totally get an Emmy for his work the past couple of years.
When did Sabrina get the manicure? Her nails are perfect and she was in a car accident, had a baby on the side of the road, the baby has been in NICU, but she has flawless nails.
Ooh, the overtone heartbeat, that is a nice plot device.
Guess Who’s Coming to the Birthday Party
So Nina shows up at Danny’s birthday party and the surprise is not for Danny but for Silas. Logic takes a big hit. First, how did she know Silas would be at the birthday party. Second, neither Alexis nor Julian tries to ascertain who she is, even though Lucas was shot just a few days ago? Third, nobody actually utters, “What the Fuck” or its daytime tv appropriate doppleganger? Four, why doesn’t Sam give them some space? Five, why do Nina & Silas look the exact same as they did when they got married, some twenty plus years ago? Six, of course Silas didn’t file for divorce, she is supposed to be dead.
Could someone please call out Phyllis?
Silas finally asks the question about how she got to the park. He has an assistant at the hospital? The same GH that needed a bailout by Obrecht? And she/he just says, oh you can catch him at Port Charles Park? Someone should be fired.
So Phyllis didn’t call Silas because she didn’t want to ambush him, but showing up at a stranger’s birthday party is a better alternative? I get she has been in a coma or something for a decade or so, but this logic would not have been prudent before Mommy Dearest drugged her, so what did she think had changed?
Phyllis is dumb. She can’t see that Silas & Sam are shagging? She has been lurking in the background making moon eyes at him. Also she is buying this “he’s my son’s doctor” bullshit? Did she have a brain transplant?
Why is she acting like a twelve year old? You know the kind that doesn’t spend three months plotting to kill their friend for Slender Man.
Is Phyllis suggesting sex with Silas? Because she is acting like she has some sort of mental retardation and is still a child, and that is not cool.
So Sam didn’t even say happy birthday to her son or acknowledge his existence.
I am going to skip over the whole Baby Mama Drama with Maxie because it is not even interesting at this point.
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