Heave the biggest sigh ever in Boredoms

I had a weird feeling at work today. I thought about random things and they made me weirdly angry. My body heat went crazy high and I had to cut things short and get home before I exploded. I realize that sounds scary but I don't act out my anger on people. The worst an explosion would do is force a top-of-my-lungs scream and I'd prefer not to do that in public, thank you. It felt close to a panic attack except I usually hyperventilate during those.

I made it home fine and went to the good ol internet because nothing could make me angry there, right?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-uncomfortable-truths-behind-mens-rights-movement/

When I first heard about this MRA crap I thought it was a cheeky attempt to mock feminism. I still think it's a joke, now I just think it's a dangerously unfunny one.

Let me get this out of the way: I'm male. Not only that, but I'm white. Half, anyway, but you'd have no problem accepting me as a white guy if you saw me. Not once...not a single time in my life have I ever felt as if my status as a white guy has brought me any form of oppression. Know why? BECAUSE WE'RE NOT BEING OPPRESSED! Guys, stop it! Seriously...stop it. No no no, listen, okay? Okay? Listen. Stop it. Women aren't trying to take away your livelihood and kick you down into the same pit you're throwing them in, they just want to get out of it. It is not a war against your rights or your masculinity. I have seen no evidence of any expectation that guys have to pull back on the machismo stick any, just to stop being horrible.

Why make such a huge fuss when your unwarranted, aggressive catcalls are met with disdain or rejection? Are you fighting to make the world you live in one where you can drive up on some woman, hoot at her and she jumps right on your dick? Are you pissed because this can't be a reality? It won't ever be that way, bro, and you need to accept that shit and let it go. Are you fighting for your right to become physically aggressive with any woman who wont sleep with you? Are you mad you can't rape whomever you please? Or are your expectations that women should be available to any guy anytime? No no, then she would be a slut wouldn't she, fellas? Okay, well how about just to you and you alone, unnecessarily angry douche? Then what happens to that UAD standing next to you who also wanted her? Women do not need to change, you do.

Honestly, you could write a whole novel about this crap. I bet someone's done it already. If you're not willing to see things from another person's perspective then there's nothing to be said. You plug your ears, close your eyes and sit in the corner vomiting with rage and we'll wait for you to die so we can try again with the next generation. Pull a stunt like that turdnozzle did the other day, except start with the suicide part then go on your rampage as a ghost. How badass would that be? I don't know what that piece of shit's name is and I have no desire to learn it or remember it. I would sooner devote the brain power to remembering my own bowel movements. That wasn't a human being.