Two Mutha Fuckin' Weeks Bitches! in Hello

It’s one forty-two AM so I’m counting this as Tuesday. Two weeks sober! sexy dance

Today (Monday) was a pain in the ass. Got up and drank down the cleansing drink I got at the head shop. (Wanna mask the vape THC that’s in my system.) Went to the company and turned in my signed offer letter. Hour later I get an email with a link to fill out info/get info on my next steps in the hiring process.

Had to go to the library because I couldn’t sign my online signature from my phone. Registered with the diagnostics place for my drug test and head there when I’m done. Lo and behold it was two thirty-five in the afternoon and the whizz quiz place says there is a supply shortage, that I literally have to go across town to the other location…that closes at 3, not too far where I dropped off my offer letter. 🤦 I got on the highway and floored it doing almost one hundred. Made it with roughly ten minutes to spare. Well…I only had an address, not the name of the company. Fuck fuck fuck…I literally ran through the parking lot and wandered around the first floor lobby of a five story building cussing like a sailor till I finally found the directory. Still no name so I was SOL. Even called the first place back for info but alas, it’s all automated with no updated information. 😡😫

Three PM came and went. I am livid at this point. So, I left with my proverbial tail between my legs and went to the Circle K for a Mt. Dew Icee and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Drove slow on the way back home. Weather was perfect and my day was shot so might as well find some enjoyment.

Went back to the head shop and purchased ANOTHER cleanser drink for tomorrow (today?) I know now where I need to go for the piss test. Just ugh! Long day and a lot of gas wasted and don’t get me started on those prices.

All is well though, we had sushi and take out for lunch/dinner. I’m still stuffed. Though another bowl of egg drop soup DOES sound good…

My gums around the extraction point are finally calming down on pain.

Anyways, I’m gonna try and crash now. I’m super tired.

Last updated March 15, 2022