imaginary cake song in poetry

I want the love of a danger-haired e-girl
I want to live in the Wonderland Zoo
a god that styles his hair in a spit curl
and Bonaroo from a hot air balloon

I want to watch holograms in my glasses
I want to vape the residue of your dreams
animatronics that all shake their assets
and 50 yard seats for the winning team

I want to have P’zones with Wiz Kalifa
I want to do The Urkel on live teevee
the Real Doll of Final Fantasy’s Tifa
and the mental power to command bees

I want it all
I want it all and I want it weird
I want it all and don’t care who hears

I want a suit that lets me juggle Nissans
I want a bodyguard who looks like Liam Neeson
a worldwide ban on every single Drake song
and Morgan Fairchild with just Old Navy fleece on

I want it all
I want it all and I want it weird
I want it all and don’t care who hears
I want it all and
I want it now

Last updated January 10, 2022