No vey but survey in Boredoms

Where were you born? Covina, CA

Do you still live there? Nope. I don't think I ever lived there or really even very close to there.

Where would you want to live, ideally? Uh, a lovely tropical island unknown to mankind.

How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who says I have?!

Was it good? Losing my virginity? No.

Are you still with that person? Nope!

Have you ever eaten fruit right off the tree/vine/bush? I remember an apartment building I lived in as a kid that had plum trees. So yes. Plums.

Do you have or wish to have a garden? Not really, no. I'm not even very good at taking care of myself.

Do you like to fly (on airplanes)? I used to love it when I was a kid but now it terrifies me.

Do you have any siblings? I have a half brother. I'm adopted, though, so no blood relation. It's possible I have blood relatives somewhere in the world but I don't know for sure.

Do you get along? Yes, though I'm pretty distant and I don't think they like that much.

Do you own a smartphone? If so what kind? Yes, Samsung Galaxy S3.

Have you ever sent anyone nudies? Only ever by request.

Has anyone ever sent you nudies? It's only fair.

Do you know anyone who is bisexual? Yep. A couple people.

Asexual? Not that I'm aware of.

Transsexual? Nope.

Polygamous or polyamorous? The second one, yes.

If you could be with one celebrity of the same sex who would it be (or opposite if gay)? Oh, tough. Probably Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Have you ever had a dream about work? Ugh, yes. I think most people do at some point.

School nightmares (didn't study for a test, showed up for class nakes, etc)? I have consistent ones where I've been blowing off all my classes and freaking out because I don't know if I'm failing them and I'm trying to worry about how to balance attendance.

Actor's nightmares (finding yourself in a performance you don't know the lines for)? Hah! Yeah, now and again I still have them.

Have you ever done something creative you've received genuine praise for? Uh, back in college I sent one of my teachers a play I wrote asking for feedback and he printed it out and asked me to submit it to the Playwright's Festival the college does every year. They get like 100+ submissions generally and they pick 4 to get a staged reading and feedback deal. I didn't get picked but they wanted to use my play as an example for the process (it was pretty short). That was pretty cool.

Are you submissive or dominant sexually? Submissive.

More of a giver or a receiver? I prefer to be a giver but I'm not always successful there.

Do you have sex regularly? Nope. I'm off sex forever.

Have you ever had it unprotected? Yes, actually. Far more often than not. AND I NEVER MADE ANY BABIES!

Have you ever done any drugs? If so what? Just marijuana.

Do you still like anything you liked as a child? I like breathing and consuming food and water. Hah, just kidding, that's a lame answer. I still enjoy cartoons and Legos and video games.

What possession have you owned the longest? I guess that would be a jacket. Green, half-trenchcoat thing. I have an unusual love for it.

Do you think world peace is possible in your lifetime? Hell no! I don't think it's possible as long as there are more than 2 men and one woman.

If the world ended tomorrow, what would you like to be the cause? Like? Well...I guess a virus that kills very quickly and cleanly.

Do you want/have kids? Nooooo. No no no noooooo. No no. No.

How many? I would like to claim a negative number so I can erase other peoples' ability to have children.

What is your opinion about love? Great if you can get it.

What is your opinion about chivalry? (Sigh) I see a lot of it as based off antiquated notions that women needed men to do things for them. I also realize my opinion regarding that is just seen as an excuse to neglect those notions. If you want equality, you can't pick and choose.

What is your opinion about same-sex marriage? No better or worse than any other marriage.

What do you think happens to us when we die? I'd like to believe something nice but at my core I think I believe nothing happens at all.

Has someone you loved ever died? My grandma died when I was very young. My grandfather died when I was in high school, I think. Aside from that, no.

Do you cry at movies? If they're sad enough, and I really care about the characters. Hell, the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama makes me tear up.