The Viewer Creates The Art. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

I wrote this at random for fetlife, but then remembered that some of you like how zany my mind is. What’s the joke, I haven’t met my “sexually explicit content” quota for this month yet?

Ya know, it may be obvious, but maybe it needs to be said. If someone judges/rates you based on your size, it says more about them than it does about you.

It goes in both directions. As someone who dabbles SPH, well. I’m not shy in my admiration of long, thick cocks. Especially those with foreskins. Does this mean they have a “better” penis than me? In an absolute sense, no. Do I admire other cocks and wish mine looked like theirs?

Well, yes, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Of course, if someone compliments me, it does get through to that part of me that needs the affirmation. “Wait, someone LIKES my cock? WOW! AWESOME!” (Don’t care if this contradicts my original theorem.)

I’m fascinated by guys with small dicks. Does having a small dick mean there’s something wrong with you? Of course not. In general, if you post a picture of your dick and it looks small, there’s a pretty good chance you KNOW your relative size. I try to limit my teasing of guys with small dicks only to those whose profiles indicate they are receptive to such teasing. Even then, I stick to benign “wow, your penis is very small’ comments. Feel like you really need to know someone before you delve into more… personal ‘insults”.

Hell, even if a profile reads “I’m a worthless piggy”, I don’t feel comfortable insulting someone on that level. So… I don’t.

It’s just a penis. Size doesn’t really matter except mentally.

I don’t care how subby or bottomy you are, if your partner whispers to you mid-scene, “You’re so much bigger than my ex”, you’re going to get a massive pride boost.

There’s always a bigger dildo out there. Have you SEEN the ridiculous things that have penetrated a vagina or anus? My goodness! Diminishing returns, people!

(As a registered buttslut, i feel I can say that. The things that have been in my boyhole…)

I have no idea if “small tit humiliation” is a thing, but well, rule 34. I’m sure there are similar feelings regarding breasts, but I obviously wouldn’t know that headspace. Small tits are beautiful. Big tits are beautiful. I believe lactation is a fetish on this site, complete with referring to breasts as “udders”.

That’s on my list of “not entirely my kink, but if it is yours, I could get into it because you’re into it.” A lot of kink works like that.

As in, in the way we “judge” penises, every other part of our bodies can be judged in the same way. (I’m not saying judging is necessarily a bad thing.) Into feet? I’m not, but I’m sure there are phrases that are common among those with a foot fetish. Navels? Anal creampies? Earlobes? Hairy pits? Teeth?

It’s just a part of the body. We the viewer are the ones that give it larger meaning.

Now go look at yourself and objectify the hell out of yourself. <3

Last updated October 12, 2021